I was working on my christmas gifts when I hear in the background my mother hystericaly crying… "DAMN DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!"
I ran as fast as I could to see what was happening, I thought she had fell down and break a leg or an arm… Or with a head injury… I come to the kitchen and I see her crying her eyes out in the kitchen table… With her bottom dental prosthesis all chewed up. “DAMN BITCH…"
"My god mom! I though you fell down and broke something!!!!!"
"THIS IS EXPENSIVE!!!! VERY EXPENSIVE!!!!"
"It’s just teeth, in time you can get new ones. A leg broken could be worst!"
Then my dad comes “Don’t cry over it. Crying doesn’t solve anything.”
True… even so… DAMN IT MOON MOON! (yes, my dog’s name is Lua, moon in portuguese) Lua broke record, on destroying expensive shit in the house, with mom’s fake teeth.
I thought that one day my nephew would like Pokémon just like me… That day has come but…
Nephew: Aunt, I like pokémon so much, I want to play it!!
Me: Okay nephew but, just because you watch the tv show doesn’t mean anything. You must know all of them, since the very begining. Just like me.. And everyone else who loves it!
Nephew: Oh I know! Oshawott, Snivy and Tepig are the starters. Ash choosed snivy, but he says he got Pikachu since the start. But how, if those I said are the starters?
NOOOOOO! THOSE ARE LIES! ASH STARTED IN KANTO! HE GOT PIKACHU BECAUSE THERE WAS NO STARTER LEFT! NO CHARMANDER, NO BULBASAUR AND NO SQUIRTLE!
Nephew: What? Who are those?
FORGET THE DAMN TV SHOW, I HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OFFICIAL GAME. NOTHING!!!!!! THAT SHOW IS A BUNCH OF LIES!
HOW IS POSSIBLE FOR ASH TO BE 10 yrs old (just like when he started his journey) WHEN HE TRAVELED ALMOST 6 REGIONS AND ISLANDS?! IS HE A VAMPIRE?!
Nephew: Six… Six regions?! How, how many pkmn exist?
Me: Over 700.
Nephew: … I don’t care. I just want to play the game of the current tv show.
Me: YOU’LL NEVER BE A TRUE POKÉMON TRAINER! NEVERRRR!!!
Nephew: I don’t care it’s just a game.